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Facebuzzed Vol. 35 – Platinum 7x Vodka

Facebuzzed Vol. 35 – Platinum 7x Vodka

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Platinum 7x Vodka. Vodka is a key ingredient in a brunch favorite: the bloody mary. And Platinum 7x was proud to contribute to the below creation:

platinum7x - bloody mary

 

Actually THIS is your bartender’s way of saying, “We don’t have any real plates or silverware in here so we’re going to skewer all your food in a cocktail and call you a ‘foodie.'”

Yet these economical practices persisted through the Fourth of July holiday this year, culminating in a grocery list fit for your neighborhood wino:

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If Swanson created a “Lonely Man’s Fourth of July TV Dinner” it would be this list. The only thing it’s missing is a loaded gun.

Also this person only circled the vodka so we can’t be sure this person even followed through and bought hot dogs or sparklers.

But based on this and many other posts, Platinum 7x assumed you constantly had vodka on the brain as the only gateway to fun — and laughed in the face of natural roughage:

platinum7x - salad

Yes it’s pretty much common knowledge that you don’t win friends with salad, but I bet a couple of slutty vegetarians could disprove that statement, especially this one:
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For all we know she had salad before she had sex with Rick Salomon.

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