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Facebuzzed Vol. 33 – Jose Cuervo

Facebuzzed Vol. 33 – Jose Cuervo

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Jose Cuervo, a tequila brand that went out of its way to let you know it’s in cahoots with your employer’s management:

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10,333 people checked their email and contemplated suicide.

Jose’s sorry for getting your hopes up. He hopes you’ll join him in a countdown to drinks on him:

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I think he can take over the countdown from here.
Also someone buy this man a tequila shot for real because he’s probably homeless.

And speaking of whiteness, I was a little afraid some white pride was going to shine through when this came up:

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Because everyone wants a border control debate with their tequila sunrise.

I’m all for tequila for any celebration but damn it Jose Cuervo what are you trying to do? Set off a chain reaction rant of racist grandpas everywhere? I guess it could’ve been worse but you had the occasional comment like Paul’s:

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Let’s give Paul the satisfaction of agreeing with him. He’s right. In fact let’s head over to the Jim Beam page for a good dose of patriotism:

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A margarita with salt on the rim on a whiskey fan page and it’s not even Cinco de Mayo. Care to rephrase your statement, Paul?

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