T.W.I.T. – Labor Day

T.W.I.T. – Labor Day

In honor of Labor Day, LYGO’s team of Tweeters took their best shots. Then, I (toosoon_huh) add commentary.  We’re doing better than Lamar Odom.


Rahmein Mostafavi@CoolCowComedy 

We all see signs that say “Towed at owners expense.” Are there signs that say that you will get towed, but it’s on them?

-Canada, maybe? “We booted your car, but it’s a nice boot, eh?”


Randolph Terrance@realtalkforyou 

See what racism does to your grammar kids? RT @Paula_Deen Summer is over just yet! If you’re grilling out this weekend for #LaborDay

-Shockingly, she seems illiterate. After all, “butter” isn’t a letter.


David Tveite@killtveite

Finally realized my goal of trying and failing to make a guy laugh while he’s eating nachos with his back to me.

– You’re a chip off the Velveeta block, David.


Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

My life coach keeps benching me 🙁

– I’ve never been good at the game of Life. I usually had a car full of kids and never was ready for the Day of Reckoning.


Erik Bergstrom@Erik_Bergstrom

The guy sitting next to me on the bus is watching a documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer AND just told me that my handwriting is creepy.

-You telling him to “Eat me” was a poor choice of words.


Brandon Fisher@BrandOnBrandOut 

Most, if not all, of today’s problems would be resolved if John Candy were still around.

-Candy for President, Farley for V.P.


Richard Game@blahmed

Character actors aka ugly people with talent.

-Somewhere, Steve Buscemi is weeping.


M. K. Paulsen@mkpaulsen

I wish Angelina Jolie were married to a cup of flan so that we could call them Flangelina.

– You’re such a tart, M.K.. I may “adopt” this expression.


Peter Bergen@peteybergen 28 Aug

Teen Week on Jeopardy. Perfect on a low self esteem day.

-“What is a woman naked, Alex? No, really, I’ll never see one.”- Teen contestant on Jeopardy


And me:

jon yeager@toosoon_huh 

Syria plan: Instead of missile attack, we hijack their radio/tv/internet channels and play Nickelback on repeat. Easiest. War. Ever. #Syria


See y’all next week. -JWY