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Facebuzzed Vol. 32 – Avion Tequila

Facebuzzed Vol. 32 – Avion Tequila

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Avion Tequila, which took to using a popular acronym to let you know it’s ready to party on a particular day of the week—kinda:

 

avion tequila

avion tequila

He cares. Plus way to NOT offer him any tequila, you dick.

Avion Tequila also proved that flow charts aren’t just for your office PowerPoint presentation. They can be used to make important decisions about whether to ask someone out at the bar:

avion tequila

Swap out “Buy her a shot” with “Buy her some potato skins” instead.

According to this, you’re drinking two shots for every person at the bar who doesn’t fancy you. And this isn’t exactly rail tequila, so this is a rather expensive blow to your self-esteem and your liver. Besides, I don’t think this chart sounds that accurate anyway:

 

avion tequila

There’s a logical progression to these things…except for the person who doesn’t know where he or she is. That person is just f*cked.

Finally, the Avion Tequila site moderator made an extra effort to follow up on its fans, often engaging them about their whereabouts with wordplay:

avion facebook inquiry

This went on for a while until it was obvious that the moderator gave up on responding to the comments, which is a shame because we really could’ve used some intervention when the following statuses cropped up:

avion tequila

Normally I’d call out Brian for breaking the rules but I think this leaves it very open to interpretation.

 

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