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T.W.I.T. – Ben Affleck is Batman

T.W.I.T. – Ben Affleck is Batman

As we found out that Ben Affleck is the new Batman, LYGO’s twitterers had some thoughts (of suicide). Here are the week’s best tweets, with my (@toosoon_huh) commentary.

 

Jared Logan@JaredLogan

if you’re still mad about the Affleck Batman casting one thing you could do to feel better is lose some weight

-I am getting a little bit Gigli.

 

Richard Game@blahmed

Now we’ll never get Tyler Perry’s Batman. :~(

-TBS is scrambling for programming now.

 

Stav@StavComedy

I’ll never be as happy as the middle aged black lady who doesn’t realize how loudly she is singing gospel songs in my office right now

-If you were a duo, you could be “Her and Hymn.”

 

Michael J. Foody@MichaelJFoody

Ben Affleck playing a billionaire karate master who dresses up as a bat to fight crime is ridiculous.

-Sounds reasonable….

 

DAY-vid TWY-tee@killtveite 

Ben Affleck being cast as Batman is like Benghazi for nerds.

-The conspiracy theories would be great.

 

#TylerRichardson@DontSlurp 

Batfleck

-And the Flecktones?

 

Mariya Alexander@MariyaAlexander

Who are the twerk team coaches? What are their credentials? What do their play books look like? Is anyone even vetting these people?

-I’m volunteering to investigate. The whole thing sounds really shaky.

 

Emily Ruskowski@EmilyRuskowski

It’s clear that superhero movies are now being cast by 17-year-old me. Next up: Lance Bass in “Aquaman at the Prom: A Cinderella Story”

-Richard Grieco’s agent wants a conference call.

 

Courtney@bigCcomedy

Watching a gang of white kids making elaborate dunk videos in the pool is the new AND-1 video #OhBaby

-Triple Lindy 180 Tomahawk from Da Professah! (Small batch artisan) HOT SAUCE!

 

Natalie M.@littlenightowl 

We’re fucked if terrorists start planting bombs in abandoned takeout containers because I seriously almost opened one #fatnessdoom

-Is it “See something suspicious?” or “See something delicious?”

 

And my best:

jon yeager@toosoon_huh

What if we dressed up the Aflac Duck in a Batman costume? THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES!

-I’ll show myself out.

 

See y’all next week!

Yeager

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