This week, the crack team at LYGO tackles issues like superheroes, Throwback Thursdays, Pac-Man, and the Little League World Series. Yes, we need Ritalin.
The question you have to ask yourself is “Why am I NOT ending this text message with a smily face”?
-However, the winky face is a blurry line.
I would relate to heroes in movies a lot more if they ever took five minutes to figure out how to unlock a sliding door.
-Batman: “Where did I park?”
I’m waiting for the right time to eat this sandwich. Like a ninja waits in the shadows.
-Sneak attack for the snack.
How am I supposed to remember which pictures I took on Thursdays?
-I’m not even going to explain memes to you.
-May the at-bats be forever in your favor.
So I’ve heard what you all had to say & one thing is clear: I am a bad listener
– I’m sorry, what?
“be sure to eat your fruits so you can devour your enemies” – Pac-Man’s mom
-And ghosts have very few calories.
Jogging outside is the physical equivalent of wearing a fedora. I know you’re doing it so other people see you doing it.
– I like jogging, I just get embarrassed when the ambulance follows so closely.
Girl on Street: “Where are you from? Australia?” Me: “No, England.” Her: “I thought so.” Me: “….”
-Sometimes, the trick is not to say what you think, so when what you say is incorrect, you can feel good about your first thought. And, make Americans even dumber in the world’s view.
will the acne ever stop
-You’ve got to stay Proactiv.
And, the best I’ve got:
An app that shoots side by side pictures: Twinstagram
See y’all next week!