Our LYGO alum tried to write tweets as hot as the brutal weather. Even though some of us are as broke as Detroit, we did our best.
Here are the top ten tweets, and my (Jon Yeager- @toosoon_huh) best offering and commentary.
My apartment is now a fully functioning sweat lodge. Come hang out and achieve enlightenment by Sunday night.
I can’t tell if this is a pickup line that Yogis use or your AC is busted.
Bars should have Gatorade on tap in the summertime.
One Citrus Cooler and vodka, please.
“Oh, you’re not ugly? Well, you’re a slut.” -DC
Women here sure are sweet!
For all the progress we’ve made in gay rights we still live in a world where Richard Simmons has to pretend that maybe he loves the puss.
Not sure about this one here, Mr. Foody. Simmons is always surrounded by women….. hmmmm….
Don’t ask me what I did today like you have no clue how many photos of pugs wearing clothes there are on the internet
As a puggle owner, I fully concur, and, the answer is 1.8 million.
Friends’ wedding photos on Facebook are great because they let you relive the childhood trauma of not getting invited to birthday parties.
Wait, you have friends on Facebook? Brag.
Note to self: if a bar has a “Big Buck Hunter Pro” arcade game in it, that means they won’t be serving any Hennessy!
Be careful, Gordon, we don’t want the hunter to become the hunted.
As a people, we are really under utilizing the amount of potential Christopher Walken puns at our disposal.
I never want Christopher Walken to die, and see the Walken Dead.
#GreenLineEveningForecast Heavy down pour of toasted hood rats, sweaty skinny jean thugs, bootleg designer wearers, and smell good salesmen.
Still beats Walmart.
To pay the Lions, Detroit has to take out a Stafford Loan.
See y’all next week!