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Facebuzzed Vol. 26 – Sauza Tequila

Facebuzzed Vol. 26 – Sauza Tequila

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Sauza Tequila, whose Facebook page monitor must be extremely horny given the frequent use of sun-kissed male models to push their booze.

booze tequila facebook ad

NO. YOU’RE GONNA TRACK SAND IN EVERYWHERE AND ALMOST PISS ON ME. AND GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THE PUPPY WILL DO.

This summer it’s all about the Sauza Tequila lifeguard. But earlier this year they focused on another sex symbol: the fireman.

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How about that three digit number that reaches someone who actually cares I’m aflame, instead?

Sauza Tequila used the fireman quite frequently to lustily lure its female customers into buying tequila with ads such as this one:

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For the average consumer, this kind of implies that all kinds of sexy things will be happening in the kitchen. But personally, this guy looks more like he’s going to slit my throat before he slices into turkey flesh:

sauza tequila

Hide grandma.

And it doesn’t stop there:

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And last but not least:

 

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I take back what I said, puppy! You can nap with me!

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