LYGO’s alum celebrate the July 4th weekend by watching fireworks, imbibing too much, watching Wimbledon and twerking, just ‘cuz. Here’s a 12 pack of tweets for FREEDOM!
Having kids has really done a number on our marriage. Carla is still beautiful, but she says she is too tired to twerk these days.
No I do not look before I cross the street because then I would have to stop texting.
If that was Ivan Lendl smiling, he may have missed his true calling as foil to James Bond. Back me up
We men apologize after an argument for the same reason that women fake orgasms…we just want it to be over with.
Ah, South East Baltimore, so glad to be back from vacation. Austin was cool but there were literally zero murders
Do you think those jeans are “distressed” because they know they’re gonna be worn by a douchebag?
July 4th: Where we simulate living in a war torn country for funzies.
“N-S-A! N-S-A!” attempted a small voice on the party hotline.
lol at that time Kurt Loder tried to look young
On the dance floor I feel like Janet, but I think I’m Elaine
“When I was born I got more likes than you.”- Siblings of the future/present
only thing harder than stealing candy from a baby is trying to give the candy to a baby. Turns out parents are SUPER protective these days