Inspired by the DOMA decision, and likely, hallucinogenic substances, here are LYGO’s best tweets of the week!
These crazy ass ministers, mad about gay folks getting married! Why do you care? We ain’t inviting you to the fuckin’ weddings anyway!
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, they were always yours. Except for while they were banging all those other people.
i need a haircut but for my life.
Becoming a comedian was the best decision I have ever made. Unless you mean financially,then it is single handedly the worst move I’ve made.
Somewhere in the south, a weeping man with a handlebar mustache insists that it’s the Eve Miller Band, not the Steve Miller Band.
Imagine if twitter was just a room of people just shouting their tweets with everyone else either shouting them again or giving thumbs up.
i prefer the term Omega 3 CURVY acids
“You are worth your weight in gold” is a pretty bitchy thing to say to an anorexic.
At the time it seemed inappropriate to point out but let’s get real: JonBenet Ramsey had the most annoying name.
I’m gay marrying all sorts of gays now!