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Facebuzzed Vol. 23 – Burnett’s Vodka

Facebuzzed Vol. 23 – Burnett’s Vodka

This week on¬†Facebuzzed¬†we visit Burnett’s Vodka, which decided to get into the April Fool’s Day spirit with a “new” flavor. Except it backfired when (A) a bunch of people raved at how well it would taste in a bloody mary and (B) You had commentary from people like Liz:

Burnett's Vodka. Either you live in an Epic Meal Time video or your dentist isn't board certified, Liz.

Either you live in an Epic Meal Time video or your dentist isn’t board certified, Liz.

 

Burnett’s also decided to get your adorable pets in on the vodka love:

burnett's - taking after my owner

This would be cuter if the puppy didn’t look like he’s actually only fed Burnett’s¬†vodka. He’s not staring lovingly at his owner’s camera lens. He’s staring at the TV screen behind her, waiting for that Sarah McLachlan informercial¬†to come on so he can mash the landline phone keypad with his paws and plan his escape.

Burnett's Vodka. Can we at least force feed something classy down his gullet like Grey Goose so this puppy can have a respectable death?

Can we at least force feed something classy down his gullet like Grey Goose so this puppy can have a respectable death?

But it was the allegiance to Burnett’s¬†sizzurp on this page that was perhaps the most disturbing thing I saw.:

burnett's - grape drink

 

OK…the guy means “codeine” but if you don’t know what that is, it’s the drug in your cough syrup. And when it gets mixed with alcohol it becomes this magical potion called “purple drank.” If I have to show my driver’s license to a CVS clerk before I can leave with a bottle of Robitussin then logic would tell you it’s not something you should mix with booze, right?
Here are some people of note who found that out the hard way (click to enlarge):
burnetts - dj screw
burnetts - big moe death

OK so with that knowledge hopefully no one else put down that they mix it wit–

burnetts - sprite and codeine

NO. Come on now…

 

NO. (Wait. You can spell this, but you don't know not to mix this with alcohol....)

NO. (Wait. You can spell this, but you don’t know not to mix this with alcohol….)

Damn it is there anyone that WON’T mix this with cough syrup? ISN’T THERE ANYONE THAT IS A SEMBLANCE OF A RESPONSIBLE PERSON?

Well...it's safer to mix with Dimetapp

Well…it is safer to mix with Dimetapp

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