T.W.I.T. – Deen, Snowden, Kim, Kanye, and North.

T.W.I.T. – Deen, Snowden, Kim, Kanye, and North.

This week’s tweets are deep fried and coated with a racist sauce. It’s Deenlicious! LYGO’S alum riff on Paula Deen, Snowden, and, still, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.


Rich Bennett ‏@HowTallAreYou 

Atheists wouldn’t be so mean if they realized the Bible was written by the greatest catfishers of all time.


Natalie Patricia ‏@nataliesurely 

According to Carmen SanDiego computer games, to find #Snowden we have to ask a bellhop if he mentioned a passion for tennis.


Atif Myers ‏@atifmyers 

I wish the best for Nelson Mandela, because I know if he dies so many comedians will make rest in peace Morgan Freeman jokes.


Jheisson Nuñez ‏@ClassicNunez 

My ex-girlfriend and I broke up because she fancies her movies the way she fancies her dicks… Uncut. FOLKS!


Michael Larrick ‏@MichaelLarrick 

Really surprised a rapper and a star of a sex tape gave their kid a shitty name.


Ryan Schutt ‏@ryschutt 

Every Pinterest board should be titled, “Attempts to Fill the Void.”


Tyler Richardson ‚Äè@Ty1erRichardson

While being undressed by someone’s eyes, I try to smile and remember, there are people who never get sexually harassed. #blessed


David Coulter ‏@davidocoulter 

Dance like the NSA isn’t watching. But they TOTALLY are.


Natalie M. ‏@littlenightowl 

Is Paula Deen what you get when you cast a spell over the Muppets to turn them into humans and Miss Piggy gets in the way?


jon yeager ‏@jon_yeager 

If a little person takes a picture of themselves, can it be called an “elfie?” ***

***runs outside into traffic