This week’s tweets are deep fried and coated with a racist sauce. It’s Deenlicious! LYGO’S alum riff on Paula Deen, Snowden, and, still, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
Atheists wouldn’t be so mean if they realized the Bible was written by the greatest catfishers of all time.
According to Carmen SanDiego computer games, to find
#Snowden we have to ask a bellhop if he mentioned a passion for tennis.
I wish the best for Nelson Mandela, because I know if he dies so many comedians will make rest in peace Morgan Freeman jokes.
My ex-girlfriend and I broke up because she fancies her movies the way she fancies her dicks… Uncut. FOLKS!
Really surprised a rapper and a star of a sex tape gave their kid a shitty name.
Every Pinterest board should be titled, “Attempts to Fill the Void.”
While being undressed by someone’s eyes, I try to smile and remember, there are people who never get sexually harassed.
Dance like the NSA isn‚Äôt watching. But they TOTALLY are.
Is Paula Deen what you get when you cast a spell over the Muppets to turn them into humans and Miss Piggy gets in the way?
If a little person takes a picture of themselves, can it be called an “elfie?” ***
***runs outside into traffic