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Facebuzzed Vol. 21 – Colt 45

Facebuzzed Vol. 21 – Colt 45

This week on¬†Facebuzzed¬†we visit Colt 45. It’s a classic malt liquor that wants you to enjoy its brew at all times–even while you’re on the clock:

Colt 45 watercooler talk? Hilarious. The resulting cubicle farts? Horrendous.

The watercooler talk? Hilarious. The resulting cubicle farts? Horrendous.

Feeling their customers were ready to branch out of brown bagging, Colt 45 launched “Blast by Colt” a fruit flavored malt beverage. They took their product to the people and asked the best way they drink a Blast. Judging by the replies they should limit the crowd participation in the future:

colt45 - poll second II

I think the most audacious thing I saw was the post below, which…you know…totally doesn’t encourage little kids to drink malt liquor:

One-hundred fifty eight people just ruined my childhood. Also, Colt 45.

One-hundred fifty eight people just ruined my childhood.

First of all, way to miss a prime opportunity to use Buzz Lightyear instead. The word buzz is in his name. Instead this just became a coded message linking consumption of Colt 45 to massive erections.

Or maybe give it to him instead. Maybe a drink or two would help him stop being such a dick.

Or give it to him instead. Maybe a drink or two would help him stop being such a dick.

 

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