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Porn Ain’t What It Use to Be

Porn Ain’t What It Use to Be

From 8mm to VHS to DVD and now just a quick Google search and a click of a mouse, porn is in your face! Once very entertaining, now it’s just a money shot in her face or his face if you like gay porn. No gay-for-pay for me thank you.

The porn from back in my younger days rules! Movies like Deep Throat set a precedent… red carpet premieres… the whole 9! Even later when I watched my Dad go behind the red curtain in the video rental store and he went a lot! The X rated boxes were bigger than normal videos to try and grab your attention (and they did!). The bright colors and pictures of someone getting fucked or sucking a dick didn‚Äôt hurt either!

Boogie Nights - Porn Feature - Group Shot

If you don’t recognize this, you missed a great movie about porn.

As a kid I couldn’t wait to go behind the red curtain. At that time I had no idea what was behind there, but since daddy was doing it, it had the be something special! My dad smoked a lot of weed, so I thought the weed man was back there.

Porn has definitely changed since those days. Nowadays they just get right to the fucking! No plot. Very little dialog. I miss that. Some memorable lines from an adult movie I heard I remember like it was yesterday. Maybe because it WAS yesterday when I watched it last!

You gotta watch the classic porn. It’s so funny, I laughed out loud (lol). The scene was set in a steam filled gym shower room; one guy, white guy, well hung (no homo!). And, a white lady with long black hair standing near the toilet watching the guy get out the shower. As she holds and rubs her huge boobs, while tweaking one nipple, then licking the other, (I‚Äôm getting a lil turned on while I‚Äôm writing this, pause) (Ok! I‚Äôm back.),¬†she says, ‚ÄúYour dick makes my mouth water.‚Äù And then he gets out the shower and says, ‚ÄúYour mouth makes my dick water.‚Äù And you all know what happens next, the blow job that all men wish they could receive from their ladies.

Sorry guys…your women are not professionals. And I‚Äôm sorry ladies that these porn chicks have made your sex life a living hell, because as soon as your man watches these clips they want to make you into their lil private porn star.

Why not? Role playing is fun, just make sure you have safe words! #necessary! You can’t do the things some of these ladies do! They’re pro hoes! Your man will try you, “Come on baby.” “You want me to do what with my tongue?!?!?!” “Is you crazy?!?!” “You better stop watching them nasty movies!” “You got me fucked up!!” Ladies, I’m sure your efforts will be well appreciated.

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