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Facebuzzed Vol. 20 – Budweiser

Facebuzzed Vol. 20 – Budweiser

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Budweiser, which is red, white, and blued-out well in advance of Independence Day:

Budweiser American Facebook Ad

 

So it tastes like…

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Cause if it does I want a brewery tour and I want it now.

I don’t know if Budweiser’s office is wiretapped by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement but they seem to overdo it on the patriotism—unless it’s Cinco de Mayo. Every one of these alcohol Facebook pages loses its damn mind when Cinco de Mayo rolls around.

Do you have to be a tequila brand in order to post something about Cinco de Mayo? No. But why must everyone devolve into a marathon of ‚ÄúLet‚Äôs see how culturally insensitive we can be until it’s unprofitable‚Äù?

Budweiser was just as guilty:

Budweiser Spanish Facebook Post

I didn’t realize that knowing Spanish could help your designated driver fight off tears from his backseat passengers’ puke fumes.

Plus with his lead foot on the gas you’re all going to get pulled over anyway

Plus with his lead foot on the gas you’re all going to get pulled over anyway

And Budweiser assures an honestly-achieved drunkenness. According to CNN, they’re not watering down their stock and are true to their alcoholic content:

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I think that same image could be used for another accurate measurement:

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NEVER BREAK THE SEAL. NEVER.

 

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