This week on¬†Facebuzzed¬†we visit Budweiser, which is red, white, and blued-out well in advance of Independence Day:
So it tastes like…
I don‚Äôt know if Budweiser‚Äôs office is wiretapped by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement but they seem to overdo it on the patriotism‚Äîunless it‚Äôs Cinco de Mayo. Every one of these alcohol Facebook pages loses its damn mind when Cinco de Mayo rolls around.
Do you have to be a tequila brand in order to post something about Cinco de Mayo? No. But why must everyone devolve into a marathon of ‚ÄúLet‚Äôs see how culturally insensitive we can be until it’s unprofitable‚Äù?
Budweiser was just as guilty:
I didn‚Äôt realize that knowing Spanish could help your designated driver fight off tears from his backseat passengers‚Äô puke fumes.
And Budweiser assures an honestly-achieved drunkenness. According to CNN, they‚Äôre not watering down their stock and are true to their alcoholic content:
I think that same image could be used for another accurate measurement: