Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia are beefing! What the fuck! (Wtf) let me repeat, because I don’t even believe I just wrote that! Two rich ass golfers; Eldrick Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia are beefing like rappers! ¬†I hope no one gets shot or hit with any golf clubs. I’m sure Tiger may get a flashback to the indecent with his wife swinging that club at him. Just the thought makes me giggle like a lil school girl. That’s what he get for messing with them white women! Ha!
The media always stokes the fire! Remember Tupac and Biggie? Not truly sure of the back story, but Sergio was asked by a reporter, ‚Äúwould you have Tiger over for dinner?‚Äù His reply, ‚Äúsure and we‚Äôll have fried chicken!‚Äù Open mouth insert foot, twice! This muthafucka can‚Äôt even be original! Didn‚Äôt Fuzzy Zoeller say this same shit years ago?!?!? Well Fuzzy added collard Greens, which adds another food group for a more balanced meal. The nerve of some people! I love fried chicken! I don‚Äôt want to have to hide my love because some stupid golfers thinks it‚Äôs funny that black people enjoy chicken fried. It‚Äôs delicious!!!
The last time I was Popeye‚Äôs I didn‚Äôt see one black person, I was the only one. I didn‚Äôt count but, there a were a few white folks, a couple of latinos, an asian family, and some middle eastern folks. They were enjoying every bite! Yummy!!!
Fried is the most popular and delicious way to prepare chicken! Did he forget Tiger‚Äôs Mom is Asian? Maybe Fried chicken and fried rice would have been funnier? How did this become an insult? If I remember correctly KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken for you old heads) was the first to being fried chicken to the masses! Colonel Sanders, a white southern man who traveled the south with his herbs and spices. I forget the number, 6 or 7; who cares it‚Äôs finger licking good! I prefer popeye‚Äôs! Love that chicken! Shit! Who don‚Äôt?!?!
After doing some very extensive research; aka Googling! I‚Äôve found that fried chicken was brought to the states by Scottish immigrants. The slaves just added their flava. Would http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_chicken lie?!?!? Maybe, because anybody can change Wikipedia, but for the sake of this it‚Äôs all true! Thanks Wiki! ¬†Sergio and Fuzzy should‚Äôve googled Fried chicken before made those dumbass statements! Scotland is the birthplace of golf as well! Fried Chicken and golf, who knew a great food and wonderful sport have so much in common! Scotland is like a Africa with more white people!