This weekly compilation of tweets are a never-ending pasta bowl of funny. Arrested Development relaunched, Craig Sager wears loud suits, bullies exist in the digital age, no one likes motorcycle rallies, and Twitter should get the bouncing ball karaoke treatment. Enjoy it, like a frozen banana.
I want to die of natural causes, but like, right now.
“What are you gonna do, tweet about it?!” -modern bully
When the streets are full of motorcyclists on a beautiful day, I pray for rain. It would be like a courtesy flush from God.
The band who made “Tennessee” and “Everyday People” returns today. It has a bunch of new white members, but Geoffrey Tambor is still in it.
I’m not racist. A lot of my moods are black.
Twitter should add a bouncing ball to tweets to indicate cadence. Cadence is important.
How often do you think Olive Garden waiters hear “I want a divorce!”?
Craig Sager’s suit is made from Willy Wonka’s thoughts.
It’s like, I love comedy, but I love watching TV too.
I have a thing for guys with glasses because I think they’re cute and they can’t see me too well during sex.