This week’s the titular TWIT titillates with tweeting from LYGO Alum, as twalways. Enjoy DC Comedy brilliance in 140 characters or less:
In honor of Mother’s Day, I think the gov’t should provide a tax break for those who don’t have any kids & are not depleting the resources.
Just ate food off my plate on-line at a buffet, to make room to put more food on my plate
Family Planning is just a PC term for Disaster Recovery.
Tonight was major finesse. Disney Princess shit.
They may be white people problems but that does nothing to cure my complete inability to deal with any of them.
The English teacher spins the chair around backwards and takes a seat. “Do you know who’s really fresh?” he asks, “My man Chuck Dickens”.
Whenever I’m in a group photo and none of us are looking in the same direction, I think, “Well, might as well start a band.”
The people who resent political correctness the most are never the people it was designed to benefit.
My mouth is hate fucking this burrito.
The highest point in South Carolina is Sassafras Mountain. The lowest point in South Carolina is today.