This week on Facebuzzed we visit Fireball Whisky. Fireball starts out by reminding us of its versatility. That cinnamon flavor is not just meant to be swilled at your favorite dive bar:
- The marketing team at Fireball is pretty full of itself and self-assured of their product’s rank among other alcoholic beverages.
Really Fireball? No one ever? We can’t respect someone’s right to NOT guzzle before a Friday night?
During the holiday season Fireball touted itself as the perfect complement to Internet shopping:
I can understand drinking whiskey if you actually had to leave your house to go Black Friday shopping. Even I would need something to numb the pain from dealing with the shopping horde. But inside by yourself? You’re bound to ensure everyone you shop for gets a shitty gift:
Finally, Fireball decided the best way to sell its wares is in the very vehicle it shares part of its name with. Though I feel bad for anyone trying to flag this down in a real emergency: