LYGO’s Alum bring it for another week of TWIT:
“Womp womp wom womp” – Charlie Brown’s Teacher singing Skrillex
I don’t think weed makes you lazy, I just think it contains thousands of little magnets that attract couches.
I could do without that last “ok” text after a convo has clearly ended. Also, the previous 4 w ?s when I clearly said, “you make the call”
China values hunan rights.
A REAL man wouldn’t flinch upon finding potato chip crumbs in my hair.
COCAINE: THE MOVIE – STARRING NIC CAGE’S HAIR.
according to my waist-high granny panties, I have way too much faith in my personality
I don’t understand why people like The Walking Dead so much. Personally, I hate going to nursing homes.
If by grilled cheese you mean interrogated cheese! (i waterboarded my sandwich)