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T.W.I.T. (This Week in Tweets)

T.W.I.T. (This Week in Tweets)

LYGO’s Alum bring it for another week of TWIT:

 

David Carter ‏@_DavidCarter_ 

“Womp womp wom womp” – Charlie Brown’s Teacher singing Skrillex

 

Stephen Nicks ‏@thestephennicks 

I don’t think weed makes you lazy, I just think it contains thousands of little magnets that attract couches.

 

Rich Bennett ‏@HowTallAreYou 

I could do without that last “ok” text after a convo has clearly ended. Also, the previous 4 w ?s when I clearly said, “you make the call”

 

abe barth ‏@abe_barth 

China values hunan rights.

 

Mariya Alexander ‏@MariyaAlexander 

A REAL man wouldn’t flinch upon finding potato chip crumbs in my hair.

 

David Tveite ‏@killtveite 

COCAINE: THE MOVIE – STARRING NIC CAGE’S HAIR.

 

Natalie Shure ‏@natalieshure 

according to my waist-high granny panties, I have way too much faith in my personality

 

M. K. Paulsen ‏@mkpaulsen 

I don’t understand why people like The Walking Dead so much. Personally, I hate going to nursing homes.

 

Natalie Shure ‏@natalieshure 

If by grilled cheese you mean interrogated cheese! (i waterboarded my sandwich)

 

Nate J ‏@NateGotBetter 

“Do you like dungeons?” A question signifying that things are about to get real nerdy or real sexy. #dungeons #dragons #d&d #s&m #bondage

 

 

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