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Facebuzzed Vol. 12 – Twisted Tea

Facebuzzed Vol. 12 – Twisted Tea

This week on Facebuzzed we visit Twisted Tea, a hard iced tea mixed beverage that is crystal clear about its clientele despite its dark hue:

I think me and my dark skin will be staying away from any artists whose names imply the mobilization of Confederates.

I think my dark skin and I will be staying away from artists whose names imply the mobilization of Confederates.

The obvious pitches toward NASCAR fans and country music enthusiasts aren’t the only things that stand out on their Facebook page. I’m about 99 percent sure the person who runs their social media efforts knocks back a Twisted Tea or two before making posts:

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You need a drink to comprehend the concept of a Leap Year? Your liver must close up shop during Daylight Savings Time.

 

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Yes “thanks” God indeed, because then your boss would know that you regularly drink at work. Though I’m not sure what would get you fired first: The fact you were drinking at all or the fact it was Twisted Tea.

Then for a second, we descend into creepy boyfriend territory:

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Yeah he’ll be sure to thank you later…for that assault charge he’ll get for all the non-consensual sex he’ll attempt.

The only people that should be buying 24 bottles of Twisted Tea in 24 hours are West Virginians planning tubing trips, rebellious Lipton employees and this guy (clearly for arts and crafts purposes):

Unfortunately this isn't sarcasm

Unfortunately this isn’t sarcasm

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