This week on Facebuzzed we visit Twisted Tea, a hard iced tea mixed beverage that is crystal clear about its clientele despite its dark hue:
The obvious pitches toward NASCAR fans and country music enthusiasts aren‚Äôt the only things that stand out on their Facebook page. I‚Äôm about 99 percent sure the person who runs their social media efforts knocks back a Twisted Tea or two before making posts:
You need a drink to comprehend the concept of a Leap Year? Your liver must close up shop during Daylight Savings Time.
Yes ‚Äúthanks‚Äù God indeed, because then your boss would know that you regularly drink at work. Though I‚Äôm not sure what would get you fired first: The fact you were drinking at all or the fact it was Twisted Tea.
Then for a second, we descend into creepy boyfriend territory:
Yeah he‚Äôll be sure to thank you later‚Ä¶for that assault charge he‚Äôll get for all the non-consensual sex he‚Äôll attempt.
The only people that should be buying 24 bottles of Twisted Tea in 24 hours are West Virginians planning tubing trips, rebellious Lipton employees and this guy (clearly for arts and crafts purposes):