T.W.I.T. (This Week in Tweets)

T.W.I.T. (This Week in Tweets)

The LYGO Alum list keeps growing and the Tweets keep coming, Apr 1 – Apr 7:

Jheisson Nuñez ‏@Nunez_J 

I invented a new drink, I call it a “Tequila Mockingbird”, it’s just a shot of tequila and then you falsely accuse a black man of rape.


David Tveite ‏@killtveite 

“Two years ago, BP made a commitment to the Gulf.” Cool, guys! Just out of curiosity, what happened immediately before that?


Brandon Fisher ‏@BrandOnBrandOut 

If “x”s & “o”s are kisses and hugs – tic tac toe is like an orgy.


Natalie Shure ‏@natalieshure 

what if it turned out that Victoria’s secret is her personality?


Simone ‏@LeftistPanda 

I have been to many cities in the world. No city does brunch like DC! Yes, I am talking to you 2 NYC. DC–where mimosas have no bottoms. #dc


Tyler Richardson ‚Äè@Ty1erRichardson

Prison isn’t so bad. Three square meals, a cot, and all the sex you can handle. It’s like a buffet for your tush. #Welcome2Prison


Drey Mysterio Jr. ‏@daileydr 

I dated a girl in the orchestra once. She had me at cello.


Matty Litwack ‏@MattyShitwack 

Metrobus driver is currently studying a map of the route, so this should be a good ride.


Maxel Rose ‏@WeWantMaxelRose 

Whenever I see young women w/ Romney 2012 shirts, I think it’s cute that they’re being ironic. Then I realize they’re serious & I pull out.