The LYGO Alum list keeps growing and the Tweets keep coming, Apr 1 – Apr 7:
I invented a new drink, I call it a “Tequila Mockingbird”, it’s just a shot of tequila and then you falsely accuse a black man of rape.
“Two years ago, BP made a commitment to the Gulf.” Cool, guys! Just out of curiosity, what happened immediately before that?
If “x”s & “o”s are kisses and hugs – tic tac toe is like an orgy.
what if it turned out that Victoria’s secret is her personality?
I have been to many cities in the world. No city does brunch like DC! Yes, I am talking to you 2 NYC. DC–where mimosas have no bottoms.
Prison isn’t so bad. Three square meals, a cot, and all the sex you can handle. It’s like a buffet for your tush.
I dated a girl in the orchestra once. She had me at cello.
Metrobus driver is currently studying a map of the route, so this should be a good ride.
Whenever I see young women w/ Romney 2012 shirts, I think it’s cute that they’re being ironic. Then I realize they’re serious & I pull out.