Mar 18 ‚Äì 24, here are some of the best tweets from LYGO Alum:
Bill Cosby ruined sweaters and sitting on the couch and making weird faces for all black people
Pandora needs a separate button labeled “DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING PLAY GOO-GOO DOLLS AGAIN”.
In Africa they call March Madness “Diphtheria”.
Springtime; when all the feet reappear. Jaaaam!
In movies, when one removes a handkerchief from their breast pocket, blows their nose in it and places it back in the coat..why is this ok?
I just completed a four hour online course on time management.
Ugh Chipotle why are you not open for our 9:30am burrito needs?
I switched to non-irritating mouthwash and no longer sound like Gilbert Gottfried
I’ve got so much love to give, but no one seems to want a weird, pointy hug.
it would be a real bummer to read the missed connections section on Schindler’s List