Mar 11 – 17, here are some of the best tweets from LYGO Alum:
Dear baby Jesus, please keep me safe from people like basically every character on Girls.
Sometimes I don’t know if I’m the good guy or bad guy in the story of my life… As long as I win, I guess.
Is it rude to introduce your spouse to people as your “roommate”?
“I love women behaving terribly, rude British people, and people who work slightly interesting jobs” –every reality tv show
Can’t we just all agree to call it Friday so we can universally deny what tomorrow is?
Reggie Bush & DeAngelo Hall move to Detroit. Taking the number of people who have moved TO Detroit in the last 10 years up to 2…
I’m not overweight, I’m apocalypse-ready.
What if I lifted up this guy’s beret and it turned out his heterosexuality was hiding underneath it the whole time?
A company that delivers socks maybe….