Welcome to this week’s LYGO Alum best-of tweets:
I can’t stand when something is thought all the way out.
Limp handshakes haunt me like the ghosts of child molesters.
I randomly just flipped the tv to Twins. I am the chosen one.
Tonight you can see me perform live on Night of Not Nearly Enough Stars. It’s a TV event that raises money to give autism to children.
What if everything in my drafts folder is a stroke of artistic genius and I’m just too humble to see it?
I don’t have Facebook because I like to have the option of dropping a friend without them realizing.
Television just doesn’t want to give up on Jennifer Love Hewitt, does it?
If life was like a cartoon, we’d be able to see bad breath coming. What a wonderful world it would be…
My birthday apparently falls on International women’s day which is like if Hitler’s birthday was on Chanukah.