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T.W.I.T. (This Week In Tweets)

T.W.I.T. (This Week In Tweets)

Welcome to this week’s LYGO Alum best-of tweets:

OL’mikeB¬†‚Äè@olmikeb757

I can’t stand when something is thought all the way out.

 

Mariya Alexander ‚Äè@MariyaAlexander

Limp handshakes haunt me like the ghosts of child molesters.

 

Jamel Johnson ‚Äè@NonProfitComic

I randomly just flipped the tv to Twins. I am the chosen one.

 

David Tveite ‚Äè@killtveite

Tonight you can see me perform live on Night of Not Nearly Enough Stars. It’s a TV event that raises money to give autism to children.

 

Natalie Shure ‚Äè@natalieshure

What if everything in my drafts folder is a stroke of artistic genius and I’m just too humble to see it?

 

©Mjölnir ‏@EnglishmanChris

I don’t have Facebook because I like to have the option of dropping a friend without them realizing.

 

Jheisson Nuñez ‏@Nunez_J

Television just doesn’t want to give up on Jennifer Love Hewitt, does it?

 

Russ Green ‚Äè@russ_jokes

If life was like a cartoon, we’d be able to see bad breath coming. What a wonderful world it would be…

 

Atif Myers ‚Äè@atifmyers Protected account

My birthday apparently falls on International women’s day which is like if Hitler’s birthday was on Chanukah.

 

Kat Timpf ‚Äè@kctimpf

Clicking thumbs up when @oasis comes on Pandora. #WhitePeopleActivities

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