Jennifer Lawrence’s fall is the Marco Rubio thirsty moment for liberals. How embarrassing.
Watching actors try to be funny makes me feel a lot better about my standup career.
Daniel Day-Lewis was born 40. With the Devil’s promise that he would never age.
Sunday morning ritual: get embarrassed about the grammar in Saturday’s sexts
It would be awesome if Eagle-Eye Cherry had a brother named Songbird Cherry, who was really good at archery.
A JC Penney commercial just used the word swagger to describe a discounted polo shirt. God save us all.
I gave up sex for lent in 2006. Aaaaand, it took.
@goldencorral: Where else can you get this much steak and shrimp, all you can eat for an amazingly low price?” The derailed train by harbor
in florida, women feel pressured to get hip implants