LYGO‚Äôs weekly twitter best-of — Grammy’s, Pope’s, Dorners, Meteors, Valentine’s Day, S.O.T.U., what a great week to tweet!
If that meteor knew it’s history, it would know better than to attack Russia in Winter
Yo them Grammy niggas ain’t stupid. Lets keep Katy Perry’s tits up on the glass and let’s get this sweeps week money
Somewhere on the internet, a young white man is furious that he just now thought of the best Manti Te’o joke.
Valentine’s Day card idea: I know you’re afraid of commitment and intimacy, but don’t worry- I just need someone to exchange emoticons with.
And now, for a game of Is It My Penis?
Feeling pretty sad that at this point no matter what I do, I’ll never be referred to as a “young A-lister” in US Weekly.
Somewhere Robin Thicke is sitting in a chair stroking a white cat while watching Justin Timberlake thinking “Oh it’s on. It’s on”
Guys – You know when you start unzipping your pants on the way to the bathroom, but you underestimate the distance to the bathroom.
#ValentinesDay is the same as Thanksgiving. They both involve stuffing with someone you don’t love
There’s been a rash of elevator sex in my building, and now I’m terrified that Aerosmith songs are coming to life.