This week on Facebuzzed, we take a look at Andre Champagne. Is their social media promotion nearly as prolific as Crown Royal’s? No. And judging by what I‚Äôve seen so far I‚Äôm honestly not 100 percent sure if Andre technically hired someone to run this page. But you have to give it up for their modest yet passionate fan base:
If you‚Äôre a proponent of brunch (which‚Ä¶how can you not be? YOU GET AFTERNOON WAFFLES) or have been to a New Year‚Äôs gathering or two, you know Andre is the drink for the frugal alchy. Andre keeps it real with us. You won‚Äôt find any ‚Äúplease drink responsibly‚Äù messages here. And my guess is whoever DOES run this page didn‚Äôt get a New Year‚Äôs Day kiss when the ball dropped:
Because that‚Äôs called liver poisoning. And sadness.
Then there was the time they put cheap alcoholism dangerously too close to Jesus for the sake of promoting bubbly peach water:
The real answer is supposed to be Peach Passion, which a friend of mine once referred to as “classy AND delicious.” I beg to differ: