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Facebuzzed Vol. 4 – Andre Champagne

Facebuzzed Vol. 4 – Andre Champagne

This week on Facebuzzed, we take a look at Andre Champagne. Is their social media promotion nearly as prolific as Crown Royal’s? No. And judging by what I‚Äôve seen so far I‚Äôm honestly not 100 percent sure if Andre technically hired someone to run this page. But you have to give it up for their modest yet passionate fan base:

"How dare you. We gently caress one at a time" -- Korbel

“How dare you. We gently caress one at a time” — Korbel

That should set you back a staggering 18 bucks

Well THAT should set you back a staggering 18 bucks

 

If you’re a proponent of brunch (which…how can you not be? YOU GET AFTERNOON WAFFLES) or have been to a New Year’s gathering or two, you know Andre is the drink for the frugal alchy. Andre keeps it real with us. You won’t find any “please drink responsibly” messages here. And my guess is whoever DOES run this page didn’t get a New Year’s Day kiss when the ball dropped:

 

the whole bottle

Because that’s called liver poisoning. And sadness.

Then there was the time they put cheap alcoholism dangerously too close to Jesus for the sake of promoting bubbly peach water:

peach passion

The real answer is supposed to be Peach Passion, which a friend of mine once referred to as “classy AND delicious.” I beg to differ:

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That sounds a bit more accurate

 

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