“Super Bowl blackout due to electrical device.” No shit, ESPN. In other news: a house burned down due to fire device.
You ever just wanted to pet an animal to get a hold of it and see how it tastes?
Yes Boy George, I DO really want to hurt you.
#lesserfilms No Pulp Fiction
I challenge anyone to try and defeat me at Scramble with Friends. If you win, you can marry my daughter/prove to me that you’re Odysseus.
ATTENTION LADIES stop sexually Catfishing me by bringing your hot gay friends to parties
If you’re my real friend, you breathe a sigh of relief when I cancel plans last minute because leaving the house is an ordeal for you too.
An Asian woman with a Spanish accent; what will they think of next?
I have the sneaking suspicion that
@WilliamShatner will live forever.
#UnderratedByWhites House Party 2