T.W.I.T. (This Week In Tweets)

T.W.I.T. (This Week In Tweets)

LYGO DC’s weekly twitter best-of:


“If you don’t care who wins the Super Bowl, a compromise is to root for the California Raisins”

“It’s Not Delivery. It’s Adoption.”



¬†“What’s it like to “make out like bandits”? Do you extort the kisses from each other’s mouths at gunpoint or….????”



“Drinks in Philly strong as shit…the bartender gave me a cranberry and forearm…my drink had a tattoo.”



“#ItsSadWhen your ice cream gets all salty from you crying into it. #allthesingleladies”



“My father is cooking himself dinner and listening to Kriss Kross on his cell phone. I want to jump jump off of something high.”



“My slow Internet connection thinks it’s Rick Ross. “Every day I’m buffering.””