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T.W.I.T. (This Week In Tweets)

T.W.I.T. (This Week In Tweets)

LYGO’s weekly twitter best-of:

 

¬†“A lot of women feel threatened by me when I puff out my throat pouch and squawk while approaching their boyfriends.”

@MariyaAlexander

 

” miracle weight loss drugs would be much more miraculous without the whole weight-loss-drug part”

@abe_barth

 

“I’m by the treasury department and I found $1 trillion coin on the ground but it was tail side up so I left it.”

@_DavidCarter_

 

“Can’t believe Postal Service might sue Lance Armstrong. I thought they were all about the music.”

‚Äè@suckcessstory

 

“Manis & Pedis sounds like an episode of To Catch A Predator. IJS…”

@russ_jokes

 

“when you’re out in Brooklyn and hear a thud and think it’s a falling dead body but it’s just someone’s falling bass guitar WHY IS IT HERE”

 @natalieshure

 

“Dear science, Shouldn’t HIS boner pills also cure HER osteoporosis? That’s my theory. -me (Clears off space for Nobel Prize)”

@willhessler

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