T.W.I.T. (This Week In Tweets)

T.W.I.T. (This Week In Tweets)

LYGO’s weekly twitter best-of:


¬†“A lot of women feel threatened by me when I puff out my throat pouch and squawk while approaching their boyfriends.”



” miracle weight loss drugs would be much more miraculous without the whole weight-loss-drug part”



“I’m by the treasury department and I found $1 trillion coin on the ground but it was tail side up so I left it.”



“Can’t believe Postal Service might sue Lance Armstrong. I thought they were all about the music.”



“Manis & Pedis sounds like an episode of To Catch A Predator. IJS…”



“when you’re out in Brooklyn and hear a thud and think it’s a falling dead body but it’s just someone’s falling bass guitar WHY IS IT HERE”



“Dear science, Shouldn’t HIS boner pills also cure HER osteoporosis? That’s my theory. -me (Clears off space for Nobel Prize)”